(September 15, 2014 at 3:30 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: I've never actually had one, for some reason I'm not a fan of bacon on sandwiches/burgers.
Your pork privileges are hereby revoked. You are required to turn in any bacon, spare ribs, roasts, chops, and ham remaining in your possession immediately. You may send it all to me to avoid further penalties.
May the non-kosher gods have mercy on your soul.