I promise I will try. I've got the weekend with Shell to look forward to - apocalypse permitting - and driving lessons coming up, so things are actually looking brighter than they did just a few days ago.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'