RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
September 26, 2014 at 8:48 am
(This post was last modified: September 26, 2014 at 8:50 am by Alex K.)
You know what I'd like to see? A Jesus movie where he's an actual wisecracking badass superhero who shoots with machine guns and lightning, making quips about turning the other cheek while mowing down buildings.
I'm the son of God. Who's your daddy now? *Booom*
Now turn the other cheeck, sucker *Kablaaam*
Hey you! Look at the birds in the air!
*looks up* *bang*
So much fun...
I'm the son of God. Who's your daddy now? *Booom*
Now turn the other cheeck, sucker *Kablaaam*
Hey you! Look at the birds in the air!
*looks up* *bang*
So much fun...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
