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Harry Potter and the Asshole
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RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole
(September 26, 2014 at 4:25 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: Rewrite harry potter? I kind of am interested what she will change in a book that is entirely about stuff completely rejected by the bible? Maybe Voldemort is the devil and harry is the son of Michael or Gabriel, but what about Dumbledore? Is there a bearded character like that in the Bible? Hmm, maybe he becomes Moses...

The hilarious thing is that while the books are about magic and witchcraft, there is also quite a bit of Christian imagery , especially in the last book. But the same could be said about a lot of other very popular books and movies and has way more to do with understanding literary tropes and story structure than anything to do with Christianity.

Quote:Maybe Voldemort is the devil and harry is the son of Michael or Gabriel, but what about Dumbledore?

If I had to categorize them, I'd say Voldemort is the Satan-figure (like, duh), Harry is Jesus and Dumbledore is a way better, wiser, nicer, less-assholey version of God.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Exian - September 26, 2014 at 12:19 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by rexbeccarox - September 26, 2014 at 3:39 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Exian - September 26, 2014 at 4:34 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by rexbeccarox - September 26, 2014 at 6:39 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Alex K - September 26, 2014 at 3:40 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 26, 2014 at 3:46 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Zack - September 26, 2014 at 3:46 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lucanus - September 26, 2014 at 3:56 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by fr0d0 - September 26, 2014 at 4:16 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lucanus - September 26, 2014 at 4:34 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Gawdzilla - September 27, 2014 at 6:45 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lucanus - September 27, 2014 at 8:22 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Aoi Magi - September 26, 2014 at 4:25 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Zidneya - September 26, 2014 at 4:45 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Dystopia - September 26, 2014 at 6:42 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Darkstar - September 26, 2014 at 9:09 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Crossless1 - September 26, 2014 at 6:43 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Esquilax - September 26, 2014 at 7:43 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Fidel_Castronaut - September 26, 2014 at 8:44 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Alex K - September 26, 2014 at 8:48 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lucanus - September 26, 2014 at 9:32 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Clueless Morgan - September 26, 2014 at 10:19 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Fidel_Castronaut - September 26, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Jenny A - September 26, 2014 at 4:50 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Clueless Morgan - September 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Natachan - September 26, 2014 at 10:15 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Natachan - September 26, 2014 at 10:37 am
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Exian - September 26, 2014 at 3:20 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by vorlon13 - September 26, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Mothonis - September 26, 2014 at 5:28 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lemonvariable72 - September 26, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: Harry Potter and the Asshole - by Lucanus - September 27, 2014 at 6:26 am

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