Frank Burns is today's right wing.

[Rev. Rye]

This has to be my favourite moment from the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sqBYziYBAs

I remember watching the entire season over one summer vacation. Shortly after finishing Season 4, and getting used to Col. Potter, I found that I couldn't watch Maclean Stevenson's Henry Blake without wondering how the Hell he even got to such a high position in the army.

However, there's one line from the Season Six premiere that resonates with me because I can't help but imagine myself in this position:

He was involved in an incident here in Seoul. And our report says that while drunk, he accosted a blonde WAC. Kept calling her Margaret. Acted like he was shampooing her hair. And then begged to clip her toenails. Ran off before we could apprehend him.

Really not helped by the fact that the closest I've ever come to being in a relationship is with a girl named Maggie, but it didn't work out because she turned out to be gay.

I think I lost my train of thought here.