(October 6, 2014 at 8:26 am)Tonus Wrote: Which is far too infrequent. Perhaps get a subliminal message tattooed to the underside of your eyelids? Laser-etched, even? What good is modern technology if it isn't put to practical use, after all!
Oh, I already have one of those. It says, "EAT!"
It glows in the dark! 
... But, they tattooed it on the wrong way... so it looks like this to me: iTAE
Which sounds like "it hurts!" in japanese. So... that didn't work out.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
