I suppose it's fair to say that I'm a little bit racist, but I think I'm a comparatively mild and enlightened one. I don't want people to be treated differently under the law based on their 'race', but I do have certain prejudgments about groups of people:
-An English shopkeeper will always try to short change me.
-There hasn't be a Finn born who couldn't do with a good arse-kicking.
-Parisians are all snots. French people generally are very nice.
-The concierge at a Swiss hotel with do everything possible to make you comfortable.
-The concierge at an Italian hotel will make you wish you were in Switzerland.
-Athenians all smell like piss.
-Egyptians make the best coffee in the fucking world.
-I wouldn't trust an albino Chinese nymphomaniac with mechanical thumbs as far as I could throw her.
Boru
-An English shopkeeper will always try to short change me.
-There hasn't be a Finn born who couldn't do with a good arse-kicking.
-Parisians are all snots. French people generally are very nice.
-The concierge at a Swiss hotel with do everything possible to make you comfortable.
-The concierge at an Italian hotel will make you wish you were in Switzerland.
-Athenians all smell like piss.
-Egyptians make the best coffee in the fucking world.
-I wouldn't trust an albino Chinese nymphomaniac with mechanical thumbs as far as I could throw her.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
