(October 15, 2014 at 7:56 pm)Beccs Wrote:(October 15, 2014 at 7:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: lol, don't ban him on my account. I'm a big lad, can look after myself. Zid's not clever enough - not by half - to get up me nose.
Boru
Ellen (my missus) once bloodied a fella's nose for putting his hand up her skirt. I wasn't there at the time, but by all accounts, after she hit him, he sat down rather quickly and evaluated his priorities.
THEN he had the stones to lodge a complaint against her for common assault.
Boru
Did she counter with charging him with sexual assault?
That's what I'd do with the prick.
The only charge that would stick against him was 'illicit contact'. He got six months and the magistrate tacked on another two for wasting the court's time with a frivolous charge.
Boru
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