Who do I tell I'm an atheist?
Well, I'm one of those door-to-door atheist proselytizers handing out blank atheist tracts.
I sometimes hang out on college campuses and yell nothing through a bullhorn at the reason-challenged denizens.
I've been known to wear an invisible sandwich board and not yell at people foolishly minding their own business and walking down the street. Damned fools they are!
Other than that, anyone who will listen to the Good News of Atheism: Don't Worry! There is probably no god and you can sleep in on Sunday and fornicate with that there hottie over there!
Well, I'm one of those door-to-door atheist proselytizers handing out blank atheist tracts.
I sometimes hang out on college campuses and yell nothing through a bullhorn at the reason-challenged denizens.
I've been known to wear an invisible sandwich board and not yell at people foolishly minding their own business and walking down the street. Damned fools they are!
Other than that, anyone who will listen to the Good News of Atheism: Don't Worry! There is probably no god and you can sleep in on Sunday and fornicate with that there hottie over there!