First, suppose you were a money-grubbing cynical arsehole given to fleecing desperately insecure people by promising them comfort that you couldn't deliver, and stealing their money by a mixture of half-truths, outright lies and deliberate deceptions. Now, suppose you were a minister of the Gospel...
But I repeat myself.
(nod to Mark Twain)
Boru
But I repeat myself.
(nod to Mark Twain)
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax