I'll play!
1. Mike. He'd just bite Shaq's perfectly positioned balls off.
2. No. I mean, I'm aware of moves which might win me the fight but in reality, those dogs are tough and fast.
3. UFC Champs. They'd need to decide who the bait would be though. That fight would be far more interesting!
4. Yes.
I'd prefer to see these fights:
1. Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq
2. Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls
3. Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs
4. Honey badger vs entire town full of people
It's not that I hate honey badgers or anything, I just reckon that the honey badger would stand a good chance of winning all of them.
1. Mike. He'd just bite Shaq's perfectly positioned balls off.
2. No. I mean, I'm aware of moves which might win me the fight but in reality, those dogs are tough and fast.
3. UFC Champs. They'd need to decide who the bait would be though. That fight would be far more interesting!
4. Yes.
I'd prefer to see these fights:
1. Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq
2. Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls
3. Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs
4. Honey badger vs entire town full of people
It's not that I hate honey badgers or anything, I just reckon that the honey badger would stand a good chance of winning all of them.
Sum ergo sum
