RE: Hypothetical fights
October 30, 2014 at 9:17 am
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2014 at 9:25 am by paulpablo.)
(October 30, 2014 at 8:59 am)Lao Shizi Wrote: George H Bush VS Barack Obama. Cage match.
George H Bush is 90 years old.
(October 30, 2014 at 8:51 am)Ben Davis Wrote: I'll play!
1. Mike. He'd just bite Shaq's perfectly positioned balls off.
2. No. I mean, I'm aware of moves which might win me the fight but in reality, those dogs are tough and fast.
3. UFC Champs. They'd need to decide who the bait would be though. That fight would be far more interesting!
4. Yes.
I'd prefer to see these fights:
1. Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq
2. Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls
3. Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs
4. Honey badger vs entire town full of people
It's not that I hate honey badgers or anything, I just reckon that the honey badger would stand a good chance of winning all of them.
It MIGHT be a fight worth seeing, a honey badger vs 1 pitbull. It would be a case of the pitbulls testosterone fueled aggression vs the honey badgers psychotic fearlessness. I still think the pit would win quite easily.
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