Hypothetical fights

[Aoi Magi]

Mike vs Shaq: I'll go with Shaquille cause it's a street fight.

Me vs 3 pitbulls: If it's the bald one, I'll punch his face in, meaning to do that for a while now. Hard to say about the animals, but probably I'd lose unless I have a weapon.

Male lion vs 4 UFC fighters: The lion, definitely the lion.

Me vs Town: I'd win since I live pretty close to the water, I can get away easily.

Sherlock vs 3-toed sloth: The sloth. It would bore him to death.

Dumbledore vs Gandalf: Gandalf. Dumbledore, is more experienced in fighting wizards, but what can he do against a freak who just won't stay dead.

Sauron vs Voldemort: Sauron. Voldemort is an idiot.

Honey badger vs Tyson & Shaq: Honey Badger. Trying to punch it would be extremely difficult.

Honey badger vs 3 pitbulls: Badger, pitbulls are not stupid enough to fight it.

Honey badger vs any 4 UFC champs: UFC champs, mainly because it's 4 on 1

Honey badger vs entire town full of people: The lynch mob definitely is more irrationally psychotic than any living thing in the observable universe.

Mario vs Sonic: Definitely sonic. Stomping on him is near impossible and quite useless.

100 naked men vs an aggressive male African elephant: Depends on the elephants tastes. Most likely the men would win.

Arnold Schwarzenegger vs Sylvester Stallone: Arnold in real life, Sylvester in reel life.

You vs 200 pigeons: Me.

Batman vs Spider-Man: Spidey

Superman vs Goku: Superman. If it was Vegeta though, sups would lose.