Atheism is unreasonable

[Whateverist]

But as an atheist, here is what you have to believe...

How would we ever manage without you helpful lot stopping in to explain this for us.

you have to believe that billions of years ago before humanity, dead matter was floating around in space...and for whatever reason, suddenly, this dead matter "came to life". Not only did it come to life, but it came to life and began thinking, talking, and having sex.

This actually comes closer to describing what you believe, at least the "suddenly" part. So do you think god made us from dead matter or did he use the special direct-to-life magic stuff?

Just think about that for a second. This non-living material suddenly CAME TO LIFE. For the life of me, I just can't get myself to believe that, even if I tried. I just don't understand how naturalism/atheism is a more reasonable position than theism.

Well, we're not stuck believing in an always existing, whimsical genie who after some amount of time decides something is even better than nothing. Then decides this something would be even better if it had someone other than Him to appreciate it, so poof, let there be man.

You have to believe that a process that can't think or see, created consciousness. So consciousness came from a process that can't think??

So god "thinks"? And where exactly are god's eyes located? Interesting how you can deduce this stuff about a being that no one has ever seen or studied first hand. You may not have any faith but you are pretty near omnipotent when it comes to making shit up.