(November 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Welcome.
And the only proper response to 'What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?' is 'Gie us yer hand, lassie, and we'll SHOW ye...'
Boru
Although if it's a man asking then "Your wife's lipstick" works even better.
Especially if you really are.