The bible and ancient history.

[abaris]

I considered this when I was a kid and always had a mental image similar to a Family Circus comic where Billy would meander all over hell and back to go from point A to point B.

Even rabbis nowadays consider it bullshit. It's only the most retarded christians and jews, who think it's literally true.

One only has to look at a map to get the joke.

When I was a child however, I always thought, god fed them this, which is a tasty treat from my home.