Banned because that's what I once said to my boss in Melbourne.
"You know the interns and some of the other staff are scared to come and talk to you because you snap at them?"
"Good. Fear is healthy."
"That's not the point."
"Do the patients fear me?"
"No, they love you!"
"Then I'm loved by the people who matter."
"You know the interns and some of the other staff are scared to come and talk to you because you snap at them?"
"Good. Fear is healthy."
"That's not the point."
"Do the patients fear me?"
"No, they love you!"
"Then I'm loved by the people who matter."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"