Hello, abrahamic theist.
If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.
I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.
At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.
Thanks.
If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.
I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.
At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.
Thanks.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
