(December 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I wonder when was the last time that anything useful came out of the fucking bible?
Don't you know it! I've been trying to kill the mold that's growing on the walls in my house's crawl space and no matter how many pigeons I kill and splatter their blood on it, I can't get the mold to disappear. I guess I can't get the chant right, and none of these apologists are any help. I've checked the basics:
1. Tip of penis has been neatly trimmed of excess skin - Check
2. Nose is straight and balls intact - check
3. Full underwater baptism - check
4. Drank a middle eastern man's blood and ate a bit of his body - check
Do you guys think my little habit of blasphemy is hindering my basement clean-up?
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