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Science Keeps Working
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RE: Science Keeps Working
Ha! Speaking of skepticism and the tortoise and the hare:

My daughter was gonna be late for school one morning. We rushed around in a frantic race to get her ready and in the car. When we finally hit the road, my daughter says, "Hurry, dad. We're gonna be late!" So I say, "Slow and steady wins the race." Making the connection, she says, "Like the tortoise and the hare." I nodded, and after a few beats she says "So, the hare was so sure he was gonna win that he took a nap..." I said, "Yeah." ..."So, when he was napping, the tortoise passed him and won."..."Yeah."..."So, the hare was the slowest and he lost. You should hurry and get me to school" Big Grin Got me there, kid.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FreeTony - December 9, 2014 at 5:03 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Duke Guilmon - December 10, 2014 at 7:52 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by ManMachine - December 10, 2014 at 7:55 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 8:06 am
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RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 10, 2014 at 8:52 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tonus - December 10, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 10, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by LostLocke - December 10, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Valkyrie - December 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Jackalope - December 10, 2014 at 5:57 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 8:59 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 10, 2014 at 9:10 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 10, 2014 at 9:46 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Jaysyn - December 10, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Ryantology - December 12, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 9:17 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 10, 2014 at 9:31 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 9:41 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 10, 2014 at 10:17 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by pocaracas - December 10, 2014 at 12:00 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Cato - December 10, 2014 at 1:26 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Silver - December 10, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 10, 2014 at 12:29 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FatAndFaithless - December 10, 2014 at 12:32 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 12:34 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 10, 2014 at 1:31 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tonus - December 10, 2014 at 1:42 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by pocaracas - December 10, 2014 at 8:57 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FreeTony - December 10, 2014 at 1:39 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FatAndFaithless - December 10, 2014 at 1:40 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Anomalocaris - December 10, 2014 at 1:57 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 10, 2014 at 1:57 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 3:12 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Faith No More - December 10, 2014 at 3:19 pm
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RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Valkyrie - December 10, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FatAndFaithless - December 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 3:21 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Faith No More - December 10, 2014 at 3:24 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 3:41 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 10, 2014 at 3:26 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tonus - December 10, 2014 at 9:56 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 10, 2014 at 3:59 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 10, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 4:42 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Valkyrie - December 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 10, 2014 at 5:17 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by FatAndFaithless - December 10, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 4:46 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Valkyrie - December 10, 2014 at 4:48 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tombochan - December 10, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 5:50 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 5:56 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 5:59 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 10, 2014 at 6:01 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tonus - December 10, 2014 at 9:10 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 11, 2014 at 1:24 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by LostLocke - December 11, 2014 at 9:36 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Jaysyn - December 11, 2014 at 10:07 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Cato - December 11, 2014 at 10:29 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Exian - December 10, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 10, 2014 at 7:01 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by IATIA - December 10, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 11, 2014 at 5:17 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 11, 2014 at 10:31 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Cato - December 11, 2014 at 10:39 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Minimalist - December 11, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Grand Nudger - December 11, 2014 at 1:38 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 11, 2014 at 1:49 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 11, 2014 at 1:50 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Elskidor - December 11, 2014 at 1:53 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 11, 2014 at 2:36 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Brakeman - December 12, 2014 at 8:44 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by C4RM5 - December 13, 2014 at 4:51 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tonus - December 13, 2014 at 8:35 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by The Grand Nudger - December 11, 2014 at 1:55 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Surgenator - December 11, 2014 at 3:05 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 12, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 12, 2014 at 10:03 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Surgenator - December 12, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by rexbeccarox - December 12, 2014 at 11:25 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Ryantology - December 14, 2014 at 2:49 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by abaris - December 14, 2014 at 8:10 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by IATIA - December 12, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by professor - December 12, 2014 at 10:35 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by IATIA - December 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by IATIA - December 12, 2014 at 11:29 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Surgenator - December 12, 2014 at 11:30 pm
RE: Science Keeps Working - by MissR - December 13, 2014 at 5:31 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Tombochan - December 14, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 8:03 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by robvalue - December 14, 2014 at 8:13 am
RE: Science Keeps Working - by Cyberman - December 14, 2014 at 9:58 am

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