Ha! Speaking of skepticism and the tortoise and the hare:
My daughter was gonna be late for school one morning. We rushed around in a frantic race to get her ready and in the car. When we finally hit the road, my daughter says, "Hurry, dad. We're gonna be late!" So I say, "Slow and steady wins the race." Making the connection, she says, "Like the tortoise and the hare." I nodded, and after a few beats she says "So, the hare was so sure he was gonna win that he took a nap..." I said, "Yeah." ..."So, when he was napping, the tortoise passed him and won."..."Yeah."..."So, the hare was the slowest and he lost. You should hurry and get me to school"
Got me there, kid.
My daughter was gonna be late for school one morning. We rushed around in a frantic race to get her ready and in the car. When we finally hit the road, my daughter says, "Hurry, dad. We're gonna be late!" So I say, "Slow and steady wins the race." Making the connection, she says, "Like the tortoise and the hare." I nodded, and after a few beats she says "So, the hare was so sure he was gonna win that he took a nap..." I said, "Yeah." ..."So, when he was napping, the tortoise passed him and won."..."Yeah."..."So, the hare was the slowest and he lost. You should hurry and get me to school"

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue