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Funny email my buddy received
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RE: Funny email my buddy received
(July 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Quite honestly, I'd like to see what you think of this scenario:

A Teacher has trouble with her unruly students. It must be noted that the Bible contains excellent advice for this problem in Deuteronomy 21:18-21. "If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid."
Some dilemmas arise from this situation:

1) Do teachers have the same authority to condemn the children under their care as parents, especially since they act "in loco parentis" (in place of the parents)?
2) Should heavy drinking on the student's part be required for a stoning to take place, or is rebellion enough?
3) Does one need stones to carry it out or would a bullet be a useful alternative?
4) If you're going to use the argument that Jesus made some parts of the Mosaic Code obsolete, then how do you explain Mark 7, where Jesus criticizes priests for failing to follow this particular rule?
5) Is the fact that a rule is in the Bible enough of a reason to keep it alive?

From the perspective of a Christian, following Jesus' principles of love and forgiveness, my advice would be... STONE THE LITTLE BASTARDS!

(P.S. shooting them is less fun).
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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Funny email my buddy received - by Shell B - July 20, 2010 at 11:42 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Rev. Rye - July 21, 2010 at 9:22 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by chasm - July 21, 2010 at 9:24 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by theophilus - July 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Rev. Rye - July 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by The Omnissiunt One - July 21, 2010 at 3:32 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by theophilus - July 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by downbeatplumb - July 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by padraic - July 28, 2010 at 12:27 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Edwardo Piet - July 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Minimalist - July 21, 2010 at 1:17 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Godschild - July 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Jaysyn - July 22, 2010 at 8:44 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Godschild - July 26, 2010 at 10:57 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Rev. Rye - July 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Minimalist - July 21, 2010 at 6:36 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by leo-rcc - July 22, 2010 at 3:17 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Minimalist - July 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Minimalist - July 27, 2010 at 10:53 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by DiRNiS - July 28, 2010 at 12:40 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by padraic - July 28, 2010 at 12:56 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by leo-rcc - July 28, 2010 at 4:59 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Shell B - July 29, 2010 at 12:11 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Godschild - July 28, 2010 at 11:03 pm
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Minimalist - July 29, 2010 at 12:03 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by leo-rcc - July 29, 2010 at 4:27 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Shell B - July 29, 2010 at 4:30 am
RE: Funny email my buddy received - by Tiberius - July 29, 2010 at 5:13 am

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