Happy Birthday c172

[Violet]

That was a gift for c172, not for you... that is why you fail!

I'm a pirate. I often take things that aren't 'ment for me'... and I make a damn good buck off the whole business.

Those are not barbies, clearly!
Barbies are anorexic and stiff.
These women are clearly healthy and fit.
They are handpicked women to represent England, which is paptent by the colors on their uniform.
Also, they are all blond which is consistent with their English origin.

Bitch: I eat people! There ain't enough meat on all they bones for an appetizer... I've never been much of a person for fat, but they somehow have both disgusting gobs of the stuff without any meat to them! They are the most worthless amongst all of the butcher's carvings, and most won't even take them (Butcher Pete as exception, he chopping up all the women's meat)!!

Also: they all made of plastic, which is consistent with they Barbie origin. Not a shred of actual cloth to they 'uniforms' (cheap ass corporations), but even then: at least they can be undressed and redressed at any time. What we gonna call 'em, cap'n?

I call 'em "English Barbie". Too fucking prissy to be dating Malibu Barbie, but just plastic enough for Ken-boi's little toys.

They are sports women. Fit. Note their muscular thighs, perfectly fit abs and, above all, the pecs!
Their pecs must be phenomenal as they can sustain all the fatty tissue patent on their chests!

I AM A DEMIGOD! I'VE SEEN MUSCLE.. I'VE SEEN STRENGTH.... Yknow what I see little buddy? I see a bunch of thin little ribs that I could snap with an errant touch and use as toothpicks they so small; so brittle they'll not manage even that, snapping right in my teeth. Bones like little fucking needles!

'tain't 'ard when y'mer 'dan 'alf plastic, cappa.

Also note that they have been practicing as they are already a bit sweaty.
And they're pros! Note that their clothing is not wet from sweat. They wear hi-tech clothing which manages to keep sweat out and is then hydrophobic throwing sweat away.

S-sweaty? That aint sweaty: them shiny cause they PLASTIC.

... and I have fallen for the parody. Dammit, well played, mortal. And people wonder why we left in the age of iron... 'Oh god, why hast thou forsaken blahblahblah'... cuz they freaking ain't worth it, that's why. Save a village from a goddamn volcano, and what they say? "It's a miracle! Thank <nondescript entity>", fucking broads saying shit like that gets me right hot and then I let it go right back o'er them. Fuck pompeii, tell a town yo name and they forgotten it by Tuesday.

Also, all barbies have the same face.... these show 11 different faces.

My barbies all have very unique face... really stellar burn work; it's hard to do in life what plastic does when exposed to flame.

Cuz, it takes a lot more flame, and they just slightly less willin to stand there all relaxed-like with they hair on fire. Fucking mortal women, man... can't pacify they agitated mammaries for shit.