I dare God to...

[dyresand]

Hmmmmm.... I see the evidence is mounting up.

If you were God, and you had to make man or woman first, you'd make the sexiest one first yeah? The one you want to look at naked more? So you can do some celestial jacking off until they bitch so much that you have to make the other gender. Which did he make first again? I forgot.

And what sign did he use to represent that his tantrum was finished with the flood? A rainbow.

or you know do not give them a soul so they couldn't bitch or complain.