RE: The Seasonal Rant
December 20, 2014 at 8:35 pm
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 8:43 pm by Lucanus.)
(December 20, 2014 at 8:19 pm)Natachan Wrote: I know that it's par for the course, what with the abuse of the caps lock key, but the grammar nazi in me is awed at how "we" can "says" anything. And what's this "CHRISTMASL" they speak of? I notice a few punctuation errors. Can we learn to be an asshole and have good grammar? Or are they mutually exclusive?
With great religiousness assholery comes great ignorance.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
