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Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed
(December 19, 2014 at 10:06 am)abaris Wrote:
(December 19, 2014 at 8:44 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: Number 5 is my fav tho, its says "Whoever reads it upon entering a home : Satan will find it impossible to stay and will runaway" .
RUN Satan,....RUUUN.

Luther had a perfect recipe for chasing away the devil - to fart at him.

Whenever he encountered a black dog, he supposedly blew ass at the poor animal.

That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno Tongue ("ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" = "and he had used his arse as a trumpet")

(December 19, 2014 at 11:04 am)Strider Wrote: Plausible. I've encountered a few that could make even the strongest men weep.

Hello Tongue

I suggest you try a spicy Calabrian chili bean soup. Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by abaris - December 19, 2014 at 10:06 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by Strider - December 19, 2014 at 11:04 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by abaris - December 19, 2014 at 11:08 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by vorlon13 - December 19, 2014 at 11:46 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by abaris - December 19, 2014 at 11:49 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by Lucanus - December 24, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by abaris - December 24, 2014 at 7:47 pm
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by Strider - December 19, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by abaris - December 19, 2014 at 10:20 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by vorlon13 - December 19, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by Spooky - December 22, 2014 at 9:32 am
RE: Found this on the wall over my sister's bed - by Lucanus - December 24, 2014 at 7:54 pm

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