(December 19, 2014 at 10:06 am)abaris Wrote:(December 19, 2014 at 8:44 am)Marsellus Wallace Wrote: Number 5 is my fav tho, its says "Whoever reads it upon entering a home : Satan will find it impossible to stay and will runaway" .
RUN Satan,....RUUUN.
Luther had a perfect recipe for chasing away the devil - to fart at him.
Whenever he encountered a black dog, he supposedly blew ass at the poor animal.
That's odd, as devils used farts to communicate in Dante's Inferno
("ed elli avea del cul fatto trombetta" = "and he had used his arse as a trumpet")(December 19, 2014 at 11:04 am)Strider Wrote: Plausible. I've encountered a few that could make even the strongest men weep.
Hello
I suggest you try a spicy Calabrian chili bean soup.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
