If there was a god.... then..

[robvalue]

I could do a better job than God if you give me the resources and a mine craft universe builder. In fact, anyone could. He set the initial dimension parameters way too high and ran out of time to try and fill it all. Then he designed us at the last minute and cocked our planet up too.

For starters, since I'm making the rules, number one rule is no suffering. Ever. And rule number two, everyone and everything can be perfectly happy without having to first experience any suffering. Rule three, everyone has free will, but restricted to good things only. No one can harm each other, and they would never even think of doing so. They have a free choice between lots of wonderful, happy, enjoyable options. They need no resources and need do no work, unless they want to. They can go anywhere safely in the universe, using instant travel if they want it. There is as much space as is needed, and they can build their own worlds to meet their desires. They can have whatever they want, as much as they want. They never get ill or unhappy, and never get bored. However, if anyone does decide they want to leave, they are allowed to do so and I will remove them painlessly from existence, after taking care to check whether they have given it the proper thought.

Last rule: I neither expect nor require anything in return.

I came up with all that before even waking up properly. Now, who would prefer to live in my universe than this one?