Detecting design or intent in nature

[JesusHChrist]

Here is a few lines on my proof for the existence of God.

lol - proof no less! Finally! We've been waiting......so god damn long Chili. So long! And now today the day has come!

My favorite bit. Can you make up shit this rich in pure, unadulterated absurdity without being submerged in religious bullshit and being under its toxic spell? I think not. Exhibit "A":

So now we can place involution opposite to evolution and that would place energy opposite entropy with entropy being the period in life that we would call post menopause when eternity is seen from the inside out. This is an assumption I make based on the word meno which is the Greek word for "I remain" that would implicate eternal for us. It is from here that neologic induction can be made to infer wisdom into our speeches so that the next generation will benefit from the life forms we see in our past lives. This would be where speeches can be deductive, seductive and inductive that in the extreme means life or death, with, true enough, an undistributed middle somewhere in between.

Totally awesome in Bullshit Density, approaching the theoretical maximum value of 1.00. I rate this fragment a solid 0.99 in BsD.

Not sure where Chili's spoutings rate on the BDSM index, but I digress, as that's a topic for another day and/or post.