(January 9, 2015 at 12:31 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hey I just baptised myself Catholic for 5 minutes, then excommunicated myself all over the bathroom floor. What does that make me now? I'm confused. Can I rebaptise later on before dinner?
Oh heck you can baptize your neighbor, and his neighbor too, but please not the priest because he already is baptized but he would do you if you let him. Just so you know.
I know that lots of people have a hard-on for him, and for the pope even, and that is why he needs our protection or they will fuck him to death.