I have a short announcement. I am actually a god. I know, I know; it seems so obvious now in hindsight. Anyway, each convert shall receive 93 battle-tested escorts in my heaven. Listen, guys. I've seen Allah's bunch, and they are virgins for a reason.
Signup sheets are next to the water cooler.
Signup sheets are next to the water cooler.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin