(January 9, 2015 at 1:38 pm)Strider Wrote: I have a short announcement. I am actually a god. I know, I know; it seems so obvious now in hindsight. Anyway, each convert shall receive 93 battle-tested escorts in my heaven. Listen, guys. I've seen Allah's bunch, and they are virgins for a reason.
Signup sheets are next to the water cooler.
Do I have to go to a bunch of meetings?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!