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RE: Divine Intervention...

January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm

(January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 2:44 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Hey Lek,
Did jesus shatter his mothers hymen at birth?

Surly the ghost version of jesus/god didn't have a penis to penetrate and break the virgin mothers hymen.

What do you think?

So jesus impregnated his mother and took her hymen/virginity at birth?

You guys have some sick beliefs.[/
quote]

Mary was impregnated by the Holy Spirit and, since he is spirit, he didn't have a penis to use to penetrate her.

Wait a second, are you saying the Holy Ghost and jesus aren't one and the same?

Without a penis how did the HG get the virgin pregnant? Was sperm involved?

In your mind, did jesus exist before the Holy Ghost rape?

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Divine Intervention... - by Landfish - January 7, 2015 at 5:32 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 7, 2015 at 6:20 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 1:45 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by FatAndFaithless - January 9, 2015 at 1:46 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Alex K - January 7, 2015 at 6:40 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Landfish - January 7, 2015 at 6:42 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Invisible Sky Fairy - January 7, 2015 at 12:47 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 7, 2015 at 7:14 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Marsellus Wallace - January 7, 2015 at 7:15 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Spooky - January 8, 2015 at 10:53 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JonDarbyXIII - January 8, 2015 at 1:26 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JonDarbyXIII - January 7, 2015 at 9:26 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 7, 2015 at 9:52 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 7, 2015 at 10:59 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 7, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Landfish - January 7, 2015 at 1:18 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Minimalist - January 7, 2015 at 2:04 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by KevinM1 - January 7, 2015 at 7:51 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 7, 2015 at 10:10 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JonDarbyXIII - January 8, 2015 at 9:32 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Strider - January 7, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Ravenshire - January 9, 2015 at 1:53 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 8, 2015 at 12:53 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Thumpalumpacus - January 8, 2015 at 2:02 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 8, 2015 at 9:33 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 8, 2015 at 9:43 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JonDarbyXIII - January 8, 2015 at 9:49 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 8, 2015 at 10:41 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by 100 Years of Solitude - January 8, 2015 at 11:01 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 8, 2015 at 4:40 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by FatAndFaithless - January 8, 2015 at 11:03 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by 100 Years of Solitude - January 8, 2015 at 11:06 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 8, 2015 at 11:11 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 8, 2015 at 4:58 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 8, 2015 at 11:41 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 8, 2015 at 11:51 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 9, 2015 at 4:30 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Spooky - January 9, 2015 at 10:29 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JuliaL - January 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 2:24 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by h4ym4n - January 9, 2015 at 2:44 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Strider - January 9, 2015 at 2:54 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by h4ym4n - January 9, 2015 at 2:58 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by FatAndFaithless - January 9, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by h4ym4n - January 9, 2015 at 3:09 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 3:18 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by h4ym4n - January 9, 2015 at 3:31 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 7:35 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 9, 2015 at 4:44 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 9, 2015 at 12:15 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Spooky - January 9, 2015 at 12:48 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 9, 2015 at 12:52 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Strider - January 9, 2015 at 1:38 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 2:04 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Spooky - January 9, 2015 at 2:15 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 2:26 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 9, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 7:52 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 8:13 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by abaris - January 9, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 8:29 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by abaris - January 9, 2015 at 8:42 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 8:24 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Tonus - January 9, 2015 at 10:39 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 9, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 9, 2015 at 8:29 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 9, 2015 at 8:37 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by vorlon13 - January 10, 2015 at 12:14 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Chad32 - January 9, 2015 at 8:35 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 9, 2015 at 11:55 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 10, 2015 at 1:01 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 10, 2015 at 3:25 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 10:42 am

RE: Divine Intervention... - by Lek - January 12, 2015 at 6:03 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 7:31 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by abaris - January 12, 2015 at 7:35 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 8:56 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by robvalue - January 10, 2015 at 3:26 pm

RE: Divine Intervention... - by JonDarbyXIII - January 12, 2015 at 10:02 am

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