(January 12, 2015 at 4:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: This. That accent would get him more tail than he could handle. :p
He'll get tail from all the other ladies... but my tales are for sale, and they're absolutely free.
Yeah. That makes me like, the very last on his list, right there.
All I can guarantee is warm food, a roof, and some hinky bitch to talk his ears off.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
