I'm always a bit daunted when I post to a new forum for the first time, especially with comedy because it's like... subjective and I don't regard myself as a particularly funny person. Hence I rely on other people on the internet to tell my jokes FOR me.
I hope I'm not the only one who does this, but sometimes when I get bored I patrol urbandictionary.com looking for interesting/funny definitions. I'm usually not disappointed. If there is already an active thread dedicated to this... sorry :/
If this thread is somewhat popular I might update it from time to time. Anyway, I found some entries which are somewhat relevant to this forum.
The following are definitions of Atheist, according to Urban Dictionary:
"one who cannot define logically, scientifically, or pragmatically the existance of a God"
"A person who denies the reality of God (particularly Jesus Christ, despite historical proof of His otherworldly being), and lives life 'free' trusting in science and 'logic'. This despite the fact that may be able to point out when and how the universe was created, but are unable to state WHY. Stephen Hawking himself made this point. Despite so much being unknown about what reality actually is, how it came into being, how colours, morality, love, the fabric of space and time 'happened', they consider themselves smarter than any faith bearing person, and pretty much anyone else they happen across. God loves atheists. Despite what they make think. Ironically, they are usually more militant about their lack of belief than faith bearing people are about their faith."
"Stupid-ass high school and college students who think they know something about life in the real world."
And for evolution:
"How your pokemon change at certain levels!"
"The general idea of evolution is that if a million monkeys bang a million monkeys they’d eventually produce a Shakespear. "
"...destroys our faith in God, leads to communism, undeniably leads to Nazism, and endorses murder and rape."
"There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
I hope I'm not the only one who does this, but sometimes when I get bored I patrol urbandictionary.com looking for interesting/funny definitions. I'm usually not disappointed. If there is already an active thread dedicated to this... sorry :/
If this thread is somewhat popular I might update it from time to time. Anyway, I found some entries which are somewhat relevant to this forum.
The following are definitions of Atheist, according to Urban Dictionary:
"one who cannot define logically, scientifically, or pragmatically the existance of a God"
"A person who denies the reality of God (particularly Jesus Christ, despite historical proof of His otherworldly being), and lives life 'free' trusting in science and 'logic'. This despite the fact that may be able to point out when and how the universe was created, but are unable to state WHY. Stephen Hawking himself made this point. Despite so much being unknown about what reality actually is, how it came into being, how colours, morality, love, the fabric of space and time 'happened', they consider themselves smarter than any faith bearing person, and pretty much anyone else they happen across. God loves atheists. Despite what they make think. Ironically, they are usually more militant about their lack of belief than faith bearing people are about their faith."
"Stupid-ass high school and college students who think they know something about life in the real world."
And for evolution:
"How your pokemon change at certain levels!"
"The general idea of evolution is that if a million monkeys bang a million monkeys they’d eventually produce a Shakespear. "
"...destroys our faith in God, leads to communism, undeniably leads to Nazism, and endorses murder and rape."
"There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
