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This Is Pretty Amusing.
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This Is Pretty Amusing.
December 26, 2017 at 7:02 pm
Even though they are jesus-freak assholes at heart.

http://babylonbee.com/news/biblical-age-...llennials/

Quote:Biblical Age Of Accountability Raised To 30 For Millennials

Quote:GRAND RAPIDS, MI—A national task force of Bible scholars has voted to raise the biblical age of accountability to 30 for late-blooming millennials. According to this decision, millennials who die before age 30 will receive automatic entry into the kingdom of heaven along with complimentary participation trophies.

Focus on the Family founder James Dobson wrote the majority decision for the task force, explaining that it was “no longer practical to assume that the traditional age of accountability—usually around 12 years old—would be the age by which God held millennials responsible for their eternal destiny.”
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RE: This Is Pretty Amusing.
December 26, 2017 at 7:09 pm
You gotta be kidding me.
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December 26, 2017 at 7:28 pm
Good to know tithes are being well spent on worthwhile research
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RE: This Is Pretty Amusing.
December 26, 2017 at 7:39 pm
That site is rather entertaining -- essentially a Christian version of The Onion.
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RE: This Is Pretty Amusing.
December 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm by Fireball.)
OK xtians, you see how this is all made up as they go along, right? Just file the serial numbers off someone else's religion and call it yours, and you can always put a different coat of paint on it. But it'll still be fiction. Even lampoons can look like the real McCoy™!  Rolleyes
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December 26, 2017 at 7:44 pm
Does this count for the ones still in the basement?
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December 26, 2017 at 9:08 pm
(December 26, 2017 at 7:39 pm)Astreja Wrote: That site is rather entertaining -- essentially a Christian version of The Onion.

Agreed. Seems to be a satire . Had a couple of chuckles reading some of the other stories on the site.
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December 31, 2017 at 3:12 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2017 at 3:13 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Wrong thread.  Deleted.

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