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RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries
January 18, 2015 at 5:26 pm (This post was last modified: January 18, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Nope.)
Quote:Yolo
I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people."

~Jack Black
I hate it when people say YOLO. It annoys me so much.

this is the definition for god

God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.

The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.
"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?

I rubbed Loki with a toothbrush
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Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries

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Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Fendon - January 13, 2015 at 6:04 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Alex K - January 13, 2015 at 6:06 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by robvalue - January 13, 2015 at 10:30 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Alex K - January 13, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by polar bear - January 18, 2015 at 4:43 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Alex K - January 18, 2015 at 5:12 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by robvalue - January 13, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Rhizomorph13 - January 18, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Nope - January 18, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by SteelCurtain - January 18, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by Nope - January 18, 2015 at 5:26 pm
RE: Amusing Urban Dictionary Entries - by robvalue - January 19, 2015 at 4:01 am

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