RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 19, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2015 at 6:07 pm by Lucanus.)
(January 19, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Losty Wrote: If we had to chose a theist to be banned today, it could have been alpha male. I would not have shed a single tear.
Vote: lynch alpha male
Ok, sorry, but this just sounded like something out of a mafia game
Hang on, did I just get an idea for a new mafia variant?
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
