You never gave me your muffins when I joined, ms Losty.
Mind you, I was already here long before you - but that's not the point! Muff me, dammit! Or must I put you across my knee again? Or as well?
Oh, hi to the new guy too.
I think you and Min are going to have lots to talk about, being fellow... Phoenixes? Phoenices? Phoenicians?
Mind you, I was already here long before you - but that's not the point! Muff me, dammit! Or must I put you across my knee again? Or as well?
Oh, hi to the new guy too.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'