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I Wish This Was A Joke
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RE: I Wish This Was A Joke
(January 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote: instead of a fair example of how the mother-fuckers think.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...NDczMDM0S0

Quote:Richest One Per Cent Disappointed to Possess Only Half of World’s Wealth

Quote:“Quite frankly, a lot of us thought that by buying politicians, rewriting tax laws, and hiding money overseas, we were getting it done,” said Dorrinson, who owns the hedge fund Garrote Capital. “If, at the end of the day, all we control is a measly half of the world’s wealth, clearly we need to do more—much more.”

This sounds like an article from The Onion. These people do not know how economics work. Do they honestly think their money would be worth anything if they owned 99% of it, or something? The more people that have money, the better off everyone is. You don't need to be a trillionaire to consider yourself successful.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I Wish This Was A Joke - by Minimalist - January 20, 2015 at 1:49 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Alex K - January 20, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Crossless1 - January 20, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Chas - January 20, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 20, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Crossless1 - January 20, 2015 at 2:23 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by abaris - January 20, 2015 at 2:26 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 20, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by vorlon13 - January 20, 2015 at 2:24 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Crossless1 - January 20, 2015 at 2:32 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by downbeatplumb - January 20, 2015 at 2:28 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 20, 2015 at 3:04 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Cato - January 20, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Jenny A - January 20, 2015 at 3:23 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by popeyespappy - January 20, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 21, 2015 at 4:04 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Cato - January 21, 2015 at 8:19 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 21, 2015 at 12:18 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 21, 2015 at 12:34 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 21, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 21, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 22, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 23, 2015 at 10:55 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 21, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 21, 2015 at 1:01 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 21, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 21, 2015 at 1:35 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 21, 2015 at 6:40 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 22, 2015 at 6:17 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 22, 2015 at 7:08 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 23, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 23, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 24, 2015 at 3:57 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 21, 2015 at 11:14 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Minimalist - January 20, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Chas - January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Roxy904 - January 20, 2015 at 5:24 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 5:35 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Tonus - January 20, 2015 at 5:39 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Mister Agenda - January 20, 2015 at 6:31 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Thumpalumpacus - January 20, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Davka - January 20, 2015 at 6:49 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Thumpalumpacus - January 20, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by dyresand - January 20, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Exian - January 21, 2015 at 9:34 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Thumpalumpacus - January 22, 2015 at 8:34 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Heywood - January 22, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Thumpalumpacus - January 22, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Chad32 - January 22, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by The Grand Nudger - January 22, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Newtonscat - January 24, 2015 at 11:06 am
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by Minimalist - January 24, 2015 at 2:01 pm
RE: I Wish This Was A Joke - by The Grand Nudger - January 24, 2015 at 11:07 pm

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