(January 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm)Invisible Sky Fairy Wrote: Trying...trying...trying...nope, can't bring myself to care. Horrible Organization #2, feel free to hurt Horrible Organization #1.
Quote:Security was tightened in Saint Peter's Square in September after intelligence services intercepted a possible plan to attack the Vatican.
By this they mean they prayed more, right?
By that they mean they mobilized more Italian Police units. The Vatican is like a scumbag flatmate who always takes your food from the fridge.
But this once I hope the Church isn't harmed. Just because it would hurt my country more than them. The xenophobic christian-pagan (don't even get me started about that...) chucklefucks of the Northern League couldn't wish for a better chance to expand their vote base.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
