(January 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm)whateverist Wrote: We were raised in deep space, devoid of all matter. Didn't get me first breath of air until a passing comet caused us to plummet into the atmosphere. Only after getting burned to a cinder and shattered in the atmosphere did we even find out what air was like.
Deep space, devoid of all matter? You're so lucky! I was born inside of star! And I didn't have any sunscreen! I only finally escaped when the thing went supernova, but then the resulting black hole pulled me back in and I was ripped across the space-time continuum until reaching earth. But, I landed deep inside of a dormant volcano and had to wait until it erupted before I could make my escape. But it was an underwater volcano deep inside a trench and I can't swim, so I had to walk five thousand miles underwater (I think I was lost) before I came upon the beaches of... North Korea. Fun times. You people all need to stop being such big babies.
John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
