RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 25, 2015 at 12:29 pm
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2015 at 12:37 pm by bennyboy.)
I had it so rough, I could only pay for my own Starbucks coffee on Mondays and Wednesdays. . . and on the other days, I had to get my girlfriend to pay with the money her parents left her while they were off in the Bahamas. And then, she made me pay her back by doing coke in her hot tub and drinking wine that was totally sparkling white wine and totally NOT real Champagne, and making me have sex with her boring high school friends-- half of whom weren't even cheerleaders-- and it was always the least attractive one who whispered "Save it for meeee." I'm still traumatized.
Oh wait. . . am I doing this right?
Oh wait. . . am I doing this right?