How many babies do you eat a week?

[Nope]

I like to toast them with a little soy sauce and sesame seeds and then serve them over a platter of delicious aborted fetuses at my gay/lesbian/sex with toasters orgies. You are all invited but you have to bring your own kitchen appliances. Sometimes, for the fun of it, I offer to help little old ladies across the street(the more grandmotherly looking, the better) and run away with their walkers when we reach the middle of the highway. Good times.