Things I Would Rather Do Than Read Drich's Blog
1. Eat bark.
2. Attend an Eagle's concert.
3. Blow a syphilitic camel.
4. Become a medical test subject for new, innovative uses of cyanide.
5. Read Russian literature.
6. Gather petition signatures to secure equal rights for chocolate fish.
7. Become an apologist for Wicca.
8. Make 'yummy' sounds while eating tofu.
9. Hug lepers.
10. Wear sandpaper knickers.
Boru
1. Eat bark.
2. Attend an Eagle's concert.
3. Blow a syphilitic camel.
4. Become a medical test subject for new, innovative uses of cyanide.
5. Read Russian literature.
6. Gather petition signatures to secure equal rights for chocolate fish.
7. Become an apologist for Wicca.
8. Make 'yummy' sounds while eating tofu.
9. Hug lepers.
10. Wear sandpaper knickers.
Boru
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