I need help!!

[Mister Agenda]

So...i am somali, and i was on this somali forum...now most somalis are muslim and i and a few other on there are atheist..
we need some of the knowledgeable and intelligent people on here to go there, sign up and school them...heres the link to the topic i question.

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also, pretend to be somali so they don't ban you or act uppity..thank you so much.

Welcome, TheBootywarrior. I know it's not easy to be a Somali atheist. I'm afraid my personal ethics won't allow me to pretend to be Somali, and I suppose a non-Somali atheists would not be welcome there.

I hope you'll decide to spend some time with us anyway.

I'm going to be a bit nosy, but don't feel obliged to answer any of my questions.

Do you live in Somalia now? If not, what country are you in?

Are you a clan Somali? If so, which clan? I have many friends from Somalia, but most of them are Bantu refugees, not ethnic Somali.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story...Id=4542221

We have an ethnic Somali professor I have met a few times at the University of South Carolina, though: Dr. Garane Garane.

http://www.encyclopediaofafroeuropeanstu...ne-garane/

He was very helpful in relocating 22 refugee families from Somalia to Columbia SC.

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And here I was hoping to get some instructions on "how to be pretend to be somali".

Looking like this one is a one post wonder.

Yeah, probably so. Too bad, a Somali atheist is a rare breed. Likely a teenager though, and our forum can be a bit of a shark tank for people with undeveloped skills, so it might be just as well to throw him back and give him a chance to grow first.