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How Jesus became a carpenter
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter
February 7, 2015 at 8:24 pm
Well, G-C, the you have to shitcan your boy "Luke" because according to that particular pile of shit:

Quote:21 And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called Jesus, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

22 And when the days of her purification according to the law of Moses were accomplished, they brought him to Jerusalem, to present him to the Lord;

Luke 2

So, since "purification" for giving birth to a male child being 33 days...(half what it was for giving birth to a girl...fuck them jews) that means that a mere 2 months after the alleged blessed event your godboy wasn't in "Bethlehem." Of course, "Luke" doesn't know fuckall about Herod the Great (who was dead when "Luke" set his tale) or any wise-men so I guess he didn't give a rat's ass about that little plot glitch.
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How Jesus became a carpenter - by Newtonscat - February 7, 2015 at 6:14 am
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 3:18 pm
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 7, 2015 at 3:31 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Heywood - February 7, 2015 at 4:24 pm
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by IATIA - February 7, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Alex K - February 7, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 7, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 7, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by DramaQueen - February 7, 2015 at 5:03 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Cyberman - February 7, 2015 at 7:29 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 7, 2015 at 8:24 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2015 at 9:00 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Lek - February 7, 2015 at 9:57 pm
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Lek - February 7, 2015 at 11:45 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Mudhammam - February 8, 2015 at 12:02 am
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 8, 2015 at 2:13 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 7, 2015 at 10:11 pm
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Thumpalumpacus - February 8, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Drich - February 9, 2015 at 1:46 am
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 8, 2015 at 2:45 am
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RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by robvalue - February 9, 2015 at 4:56 am
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 3:13 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Nope - February 9, 2015 at 7:25 pm
RE: How Jesus became a carpenter - by Minimalist - February 9, 2015 at 8:23 pm
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