Here's my advice, should the Apocalypse arrive any time soon:
There’ll be no need for inhibitions, so you could make love to anything that moves, though, assuming everyone else is doing the same, perhaps it’d be better to stay perfectly still. To ensure that you make the most of your remaining time, maybe buy a copy of 101 Things to Do Before You Die, or, if you’re more concerned about the possibility of an afterlife, convert to every religion, just in case. Conversely, if you’re fed up of scare-mongering and religious fanaticism, it would be entertaining to hold up a sign in the street, saying, ‘The end isn’t nigh’. Or, if none of the above appeals, sleep in all day.
@Dotard: it's nice to see that someone shares the same interests as me.
There’ll be no need for inhibitions, so you could make love to anything that moves, though, assuming everyone else is doing the same, perhaps it’d be better to stay perfectly still. To ensure that you make the most of your remaining time, maybe buy a copy of 101 Things to Do Before You Die, or, if you’re more concerned about the possibility of an afterlife, convert to every religion, just in case. Conversely, if you’re fed up of scare-mongering and religious fanaticism, it would be entertaining to hold up a sign in the street, saying, ‘The end isn’t nigh’. Or, if none of the above appeals, sleep in all day.
@Dotard: it's nice to see that someone shares the same interests as me.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
