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Planning my funeral
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RE: Planning my funeral
My wife has instructions to cremate me and then I want family and friends to get together a few weeks later after everybody has had time to process what has happened. By that time, I hope they can laugh and have a good time, listen to music, and remember me and my life. Of course, my ashes will be sitting in a vase watching all the proceedings - all like, "Aunt Joanie, really? That dress at my life celebration? You slut."

At my house with no droning preacher, no drab funeral home with their intentionally depressing music, and no people dressed up in a way that I never see 'em normally. That's the way I want it.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Cato - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 12, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Homeless Nutter - February 13, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by JuliaL - February 13, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Aisha - February 12, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 12, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:52 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 13, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by c172 - February 12, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by bennyboy - February 12, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Thumpalumpacus - February 12, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vms - February 12, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Strider - February 12, 2015 at 9:00 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Mental Outlaw - February 12, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:18 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 1:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 13, 2015 at 1:27 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 2:31 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Hoopington - February 13, 2015 at 8:10 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 13, 2015 at 2:59 pm

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