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Planning my funeral
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RE: Planning my funeral
February 13, 2015 at 2:31 pm
(February 13, 2015 at 1:27 am)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I want my partner, Sam Elliot, overwhelmed by grief, to hurl himself into my funeral pyre.


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Dude! He just. Keeps. Getting. Sexier! How is this possible?

I'd carry his baby to term. Don't even have to see Sam to get a hard-on, just hearing his deep sexy growl on those pickup commercials is enough.

Wish he start doing beef commercials again. Pile of steaks and Sam Elliot is my idea of heaven. He could eat the steaks first and bet they'd still be tasty . .

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Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 4:58 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 12, 2015 at 5:05 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 8:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Cato - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 12, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Homeless Nutter - February 13, 2015 at 10:12 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by JuliaL - February 13, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Aisha - February 12, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 12, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:39 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 11:52 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 12:48 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Alex K - February 13, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by robvalue - February 12, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by c172 - February 12, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 7:48 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:03 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by bennyboy - February 12, 2015 at 7:57 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Thumpalumpacus - February 12, 2015 at 8:12 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vms - February 12, 2015 at 8:55 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Strider - February 12, 2015 at 9:00 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Mental Outlaw - February 12, 2015 at 9:10 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:16 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 9:18 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by The Valkyrie - February 12, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by KevinM1 - February 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Minimalist - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by Pyrrho - February 13, 2015 at 1:03 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 12:55 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by rexbeccarox - February 13, 2015 at 1:27 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by vorlon13 - February 13, 2015 at 2:31 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Norman Humann - February 13, 2015 at 2:49 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Hoopington - February 13, 2015 at 8:10 am
RE: Planning my funeral - by zebo-the-fat - February 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Planning my funeral - by Nope - February 13, 2015 at 2:59 pm

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