KUSA's quote in the OP referenced 'knee mail'. Fine.
Until baseball season starts I will spend every Sunday patrolling churches waiting for congregations to empty. I will simply go up to random members and plant my knee in their crotch. As they writhe in pain with a WTF expression on their face, I will simply inform the devout that I was Jesus' way of returning 'knee mail'.
Until baseball season starts I will spend every Sunday patrolling churches waiting for congregations to empty. I will simply go up to random members and plant my knee in their crotch. As they writhe in pain with a WTF expression on their face, I will simply inform the devout that I was Jesus' way of returning 'knee mail'.