RE: Daily Bible Bollocks
March 4, 2015 at 9:43 am
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 10:06 am by TubbyTubby.)
(March 4, 2015 at 9:13 am)professor Wrote: Tubby, the laws God set up specified if a man died without leaving posterity and he had a brother who was unmarried, that brother was to marry the widow and bring up children with her.I see. So where does the hang up about masturbation originate?
This was for the provision of the widow.
Onan refused to follow what he knew or to honor his diseased brother and wife.
He was in rebellion. Not good.
It had nothing to do with him unloading on the ground or masturbation.
As for gods laws, is this a standard that christians strive for?
Judge: OK Mr Smith, we've just killed your brother so you must marry his widow and support her.
Mr S: But sir, she's a bit of a lazy fat minger and to be honest, we hate each other anyway.
Judge: Sorry mate, thems the rules. Get yourself down the church and take your vows
Mr S: But please sir, I had planned to marry my lovely fiancee soon.
Judge: You leave me no choice. Take him away. Firing squad or hanging, take your pick.
